Kamus Bahasa Inggris - Jawa Popular

Penggunaan Bahasa Inggris asal-asalan yang lucu/kocak, yang dipadankan artinya dalam Bahasa Jawa ngoko/kasar dalam bentuk maki-makian /pisuhan, ini merupakan postingan di facebook saya yang diambil dari beberapa sumber dan sebagian ada yang saya tambahkan.

1. Yes mother dont do that: Yo mbok ojo ngono..

2. Your head: enDas mu..

3. Your eyes: Matamu...

4. Your bald head: GUNDUL MU !!

5. Your knees falling down: Dengkulmu anjlog !!

6. Your bellybutton on fire: Udhelmu kobong !!

7. Your auntie's money: duwite mbokdemu tah ?

8. Your grandfather money: Duwite mBahmu !!

9. Your auntie teach you about that ? mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo??

10.Your mother goalkeeper: makmu kiper ...

11.Like that yes like that but don't be like that : ngono yo ngono ning ojo ngono

12. My body is not delicious today = awakku lagi gak enak.

13.Your face far away : raimu adoh

14.Your lips: lambemu

15. Your mouth = cangkemmu

16. Your grandma jumps = simbahmu koprol...


Kata2 tambahan terpopuler :

a. Your bellybutton turn up : udelmu bodong

b. Your head smell gum benzoin : nDhasmu mambu menyan

c. Cricket !!! : jangkrik/diancuk

d. Your head was blown = ndasmu njeblug

e. Your eyes blind = matamu picak

f. Give me a thousand = nuwun sewu.....

g. Dog sure = asu tenan


Komentar-komentar:

Lydia Kartika at 3:36pm March 11
Hua...ha... ha.... rame ya, kalo handoyo ada di FB

Fransiscus Handoyo at 3:45pm March 11
Give me a thousand... cuma utk hiburan Lyd, he..he....he....

Stephanus Kurniadi Novianto at 4:05pm March 11
Cowcart driver !!!

Lurah Kyut Purnomo at 4:08pm March 11cowcart driver = sacilat yo?
basic burglar cat = dasar kucing garong...

Stephanus Kurniadi Novianto at 4:19pm March 11
yes Fullmoon Village Leader!

Andri Rum at 4:59pm March 11
i am no follow follow

Dony Ariyus at 5:13pm March 11
wek what up : opi iki
hahahahah

Dwi A Handayani at 5:49pm March 11
yoyok...kowe kok lucu to saiki......siipplah..iso tak undang

Anton Chrisma Dipologo at 6:29pm March 11
devil jungle : setan alas !!!!

Anton Chrisma Dipologo at 6:32pm March 11
tambahi..
your grandmother parking : mbahmu atret..!!

Stephanus Kurniadi Novianto at 6:51pm March 11iki malah langsung:
seal it !
tiger day !
come pride ! etc
wah harusnya dipindah ke japemethe iki notesnya...

Fransiscus Handoyo at 7:31pm March 11
you polite crazy = ora sopan tenan
no quality at all = ora mutu tenan
too long waiting = kesuwen tenan
don't know at all = ora dong blas...
don't laught laught = ojo ngguya ngguyu

Lurah Kyut Purnomo at 7:40pm March 11
my body it's not delicious... maybe enter wind!

Stephanus Kurniadi Novianto at 8:24pm March 11
compress it with ice rock or shave it with oil wind

Yanti Vijaya at 10:30pm March 11
little little call me, salary no up up *klo keseringan dizhalimin ma boss, hehe...
trus boss nyaut: "talk just as delicious as your belly button"

Lidia Ratnawati at 11:40pm March 11
i brake brake no eat eat: tak-rem rem ga makan2
your child fruits stupid doesnt play: anak buahmu bodo bukan main..

Fransiscus Handoyo at 12:19am March 12
day day more heavy... price milk more down.....price banana up down... up down ha...ha...ha....

Yanti Vijaya at 2:11am March 12
your child fruit hard head, hard head what a play... *wis... rusak kabeh....

Novia Russilawatie at 9:15am March 12
tamarind, ki...Wah jan Pak Han! Sinau neh aku. Mumet.

Gunardi Wu at 10:12am March 12
hard throw big water = susah buang air besar

Eko Widyastuti at 11:35am March 12
mas...saiki iso lucu yo....mbiyen anteng bgt...paling anteng sak kantor wkkkk......

Fransiscus Handoyo at 12:36pm March 12
mergone koncoku edhan kabeh...... talk talk enjoy lah.....

Wahyu Diyanto at 2:48pm March 12
blue-book, blue-book tie and chair......