
Penggunaan Bahasa Inggris asal-asalan yang lucu/kocak, yang dipadankan artinya dalam Bahasa Jawa ngoko/kasar dalam bentuk maki-makian /pisuhan, ini merupakan postingan di facebook saya yang diambil dari beberapa sumber dan sebagian ada yang saya tambahkan.
1. Yes mother dont do that: Yo mbok ojo ngono..
2. Your head: enDas mu..
3. Your eyes: Matamu...
4. Your bald head: GUNDUL MU !!
5. Your knees falling down: Dengkulmu anjlog !!
6. Your bellybutton on fire: Udhelmu kobong !!
7. Your auntie's money: duwite mbokdemu tah ?
8. Your grandfather money: Duwite mBahmu !!
9. Your auntie teach you about that ? mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo??
10.Your mother goalkeeper: makmu kiper ...
11.Like that yes like that but don't be like that : ngono yo ngono ning ojo ngono
12. My body is not delicious today = awakku lagi gak enak.
13.Your face far away : raimu adoh
14.Your lips: lambemu
15. Your mouth = cangkemmu
16. Your grandma jumps = simbahmu koprol...
Kata2 tambahan terpopuler :
a. Your bellybutton turn up : udelmu bodong
b. Your head smell gum benzoin : nDhasmu mambu menyan
c. Cricket !!! : jangkrik/diancuk
d. Your head was blown = ndasmu njeblug
e. Your eyes blind = matamu picak
f. Give me a thousand = nuwun sewu.....
g. Dog sure = asu tenan
Komentar-komentar:Lydia Kartika at 3:36pm March 11Hua...ha... ha.... rame ya, kalo handoyo ada di FBFransiscus Handoyo at 3:45pm March 11Give me a thousand... cuma utk hiburan Lyd, he..he....he....Stephanus Kurniadi Novianto at 4:05pm March 11Cowcart driver !!!Lurah Kyut Purnomo at 4:08pm March 11cowcart driver = sacilat yo?basic burglar cat = dasar kucing garong...Stephanus Kurniadi Novianto at 4:19pm March 11yes Fullmoon Village Leader!Andri Rum at 4:59pm March 11i am no follow followDony Ariyus at 5:13pm March 11wek what up : opi ikihahahahahDwi A Handayani at 5:49pm March 11yoyok...kowe kok lucu to saiki......siipplah..iso tak undangAnton Chrisma Dipologo at 6:29pm March 11devil jungle : setan alas !!!!Anton Chrisma Dipologo at 6:32pm March 11tambahi..your grandmother parking : mbahmu atret..!!Stephanus Kurniadi Novianto at 6:51pm March 11iki malah langsung:seal it !tiger day !come pride ! etcwah harusnya dipindah ke japemethe iki notesnya...Fransiscus Handoyo at 7:31pm March 11you polite crazy = ora sopan tenanno quality at all = ora mutu tenantoo long waiting = kesuwen tenandon't know at all = ora dong blas...don't laught laught = ojo ngguya ngguyuLurah Kyut Purnomo at 7:40pm March 11my body it's not delicious... maybe enter wind!Stephanus Kurniadi Novianto at 8:24pm March 11compress it with ice rock or shave it with oil windYanti Vijaya at 10:30pm March 11little little call me, salary no up up *klo keseringan dizhalimin ma boss, hehe...trus boss nyaut: "talk just as delicious as your belly button"Lidia Ratnawati at 11:40pm March 11i brake brake no eat eat: tak-rem rem ga makan2your child fruits stupid doesnt play: anak buahmu bodo bukan main..Fransiscus Handoyo at 12:19am March 12day day more heavy... price milk more down.....price banana up down... up down ha...ha...ha....Yanti Vijaya at 2:11am March 12your child fruit hard head, hard head what a play... *wis... rusak kabeh....Novia Russilawatie at 9:15am March 12tamarind, ki...Wah jan Pak Han! Sinau neh aku. Mumet.Gunardi Wu at 10:12am March 12hard throw big water = susah buang air besarEko Widyastuti at 11:35am March 12mas...saiki iso lucu yo....mbiyen anteng bgt...paling anteng sak kantor wkkkk......Fransiscus Handoyo at 12:36pm March 12mergone koncoku edhan kabeh...... talk talk enjoy lah.....Wahyu Diyanto at 2:48pm March 12blue-book, blue-book tie and chair......